Dining with the Dwarven Tavern
Welcome to the Dwarven Tavern! We are pleased you choose our Tavern for your visit. Mostly because we are into location, location, location, and the only Tavern for miles! Everyone comes to our Tavern, mainly because this is where all the Dungeon Masters start the campaigns, but don’t let this deter you from enjoying your visit.
During your stay, please do not feed table five French fries and our barmaids are the finest lookers around. Many of our barmaids are prized fighters and hold many titles. Don’t let the black eye fool you, they won the last round. They are quick to deliver your meal the way you like it, regardless of how you ordered it, you will enjoy our serve and food.
Our food is the best around! Seriously, we have all the best cooks in the area! We can cook any meat in the kingdom to the way you like it, mostly well done…black…Cajun…charcoaled…a lot depends on how much you did to it to get it better than dead and to our cooks! We do cook over an open fire…mainly because the roof was burnt away years ago. Seasonal rains keep your meat moist and your food wetter than wet!
That brings us to our drinks! We serve only the finest ales! Basically, we serve only one ale on tap because it is the best! Dwarven Tavern ale! Known to be the only drink that one will do you. Seriously, most humans never order two, because it is that strong!
If you do order two of our finest Dwarven Tavern ales, we do have rooms that you can relax in to your content…hourly charges apply when leaving via any window on the second floor. Extra charges will be added to your tab for any weapon clean up, that can be settled with the stable keep on your way out of town! We offer a quick checkout and saddle up on your way to your next adventure!
Please consider visiting the Dwarven Tavern on your next adventure or your next trip through our kingdom!
Article for Dwarven Tavern, www.dwarventavren.net, authored by Dr. Lisa Goins. Dr. Goins is the co-author of "Ideas and newly released “CEO Business Objectives: Health, Wealth, and Success”. Dwarven Tavern is on Facebook, Google +, Twitter, LinkedIn, and YouTube