Menu~ A fine white winged bird skin covers a cooked meat with a fine wine glaze drizzled over apples and potatoes. The council will be sitting near the wall, political donations will guarantee you a chair. Opposed to political tables will be offered bolts for cross bows. If you manage to eat, it will be free.
Menu~Free raging chicken, ripped apart, thrown on toast, corn scattered on the side, and half spilled beverage. Angry customers get half off!
Dice Roll~ Two handfuls of dice, roll them all. It is the loot you will find in the tavern at table 5.
Dice Roll~Roll on a 12 sided die for 5 and higher to avoid con lag. for each number amount under 5 is how many days you suffer.
The heat coming off the morsel was just to tantalizing. A tuck of the thorax, slight pressure, and a bit of aim allowed the coat of white to cover the morsel. So much concentration to get it just right and quickly. Not everyone enjoys wailing from their meals.
The smattering of thick remains always gets on the walls of every cave it ever owned. If there was just another way to be more neat about eating intruders. Manners are just so hard to come by. Takes skill to pluck off the heads just right. Two large mandibles closed together and a slight drizzle of saliva glistened on the edges. It was cold in the cave. Snow on the ground. A sharp stick dug in the ground. Tracks leading away. A nice easy trail to follow. A meal just easy steps away. No walls to keep clean. The faint sniff of a meal already in the making. This time it will not rush at it because it was too hungry. A costly mistake of free meal. This time it will take time. Manners. It was all about proper manners.
Retro Tees...What is retro to a dwarf?